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Freebee Friday!!!

I’m a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes. I’ll spend hours searching Flair and the internet for them. So, in honor of Freebee Friday, I have composed but a few of my favorites. You might think them lame, but you have to admit that they also rock. What’s your fav?


Chuck Norris can Moonwalk forwards

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

When the boogieman goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris

There is no theory of Evolution. Just the list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris got cold and turned the sun up

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the info he wants

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