I’m a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes. I’ll spend hours searching Flair and the internet for them. So, in honor of Freebee Friday, I have composed but a few of my favorites. You might think them lame, but you have to admit that they also rock. What’s your fav?
–Me
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk forwards
Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
When the boogieman goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris
There is no theory of Evolution. Just the list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris got cold and turned the sun up
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the info he wants
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